I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked dummy.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!! So I called him a jerk. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care, my car was parked around the corner...